Todd's Tatler

Caleb has lately gotten into the habit of going number one and not number two till we change his diaper. Ive wanted to wait a little longer before changing him so we wont use up so many diapers.

Anyway, so last night he had a dirty diaper and wouldn't eat until it was changed. Amanda started to change his diaper when I said quite prophetically, "Aim well and true, son." Of course he only had a wet diaper. Amanda was getting ready to put the new diaper on when he scrunched up his face and pushed with all his might. The result was projectile poop. He must have shot it at least two feet. It got the bed, the floor and all over Amanda. I couldn't hardly stop laughing to clean it up.

I guess I wont be suggesting anything like that to Caleb anymore.

Bombs away.